by Ray Anderson

The Republican Majority Campaign political action committee recently sent out an e-mail to it’s supporters seeking $119 so they could fax a letter to every member of congress warning of Barack Hussein (they had to get that in there) Obama’s plan to “take over the ENTIRE internet.” Of course, what the liberal media isn’t telling you is about all the other great deals you can get to fight Obama’s hostile takeover of the internets.

For just $94.50, the Republicans 4 Teknology PAC will send you a beeper that pages you frequently with a toll-free number you can call to get updates on how liberals are planning to use The Google to teach your children about gay marriage.

Republicans Against Nude Sculptures have a great deal right now for you to help fight the spread of liberalism without leaving the comfort of your own home.  For the low cost of $17.76, you can get John Ashcroft’s Greatest Hits on cassette, act now and they’ll throw in the Ashcroft Video Collection on VHS!  Featuring classics like “Let the Eagle Soar” and “Seriously, When Are You Going To Let the Eagle Soar,” this collection will let your friends know you are a real American.

And finally, for two payments of $88, you can receive the Ted Steven’s Series of Tubes Starter Kit!  For you tech-savvy conservatives who are ready to take the battle with Democrats online, you’ll receive a high-tech dial-up modem, a packet of 20 floppy discs and CD-ROM with 100 FREE hours of AOL!  Act now and they’ll throw in a picture scanner at no extra charge!

Barack HUSSEIN Obama knows how to use technology to further his socialist/fascist agenda, but with these cutting-edge services, you can fight back!  Don’t let the Democrats twitter your Facebook, order today!