Tea Partier in Ohio Senate Race Indicted

Eric Deaton, the Tea Party guy, their candidate for the Ohio U. S, Senate seat, has been indicted for having sex with a minor. Mr Deaton, the Tea Party and family values organizations' favorite, was indicted for unlawful sexual conduct with a minor that he supposedly met at his church.

According to reports, Greg Flannagan, the spokesman for the local county prosecutor, said the indictment alleges that Mr. Deaton engaged in sexual conduct with a girl who was between the ages of 13 and 15 between March 20, 2006 and March 25, 2007. Deaton faces five years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.

News reports say that the local police department has incriminating hotel receipts and surveillance video that will make their case. Mr Deaton's attorney says this evidence will prove his innocence. Mr. Denton says he will stay in the race for the U.S. Senate.

So there it is Mr. and Mrs. America, the Tea Party is coming for you, and allegedly, in the case of Mr. Deaton, for your children.